Threeviews: A Million Ways To Die In The West, Rurouni Kenshin 3, The Equalizer

For some reason, this article got overwritten. But. It's ok. I can rewrite a cliff notes version!

A Million Ways to Die In The West

Utterly juvenile. But salvaged by some pretty cool cameos and Charlize Theron. Barely.

MICMIC RATING: 5/10

The Equalizer

 

Denzel Washington's gravitas and badassery is (not surprisingly) the only thing worth anything in the film.

Dat face.

MICMIC RATING: 7/10

Rurouni Kenshin 3: The Legend Ends

The greatest Asian film ever made!!!! That 4 on 1 scene was sick! The sword fighting, the faithfulness to the source material, EVERYTHING - EVERYTHING WAS MIND BLOWING!!!!!

I think I cried a little bit during this scene. It was too awesome for me to bear.

MICMIC RATING: 9.5 / 10 (.5 is because I want more. And that this was slightly darker than the previous 2 movies.)

So there! Boom! Done!